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• For the skeptic there remains only one consolatio
  if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency....
• I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York. Really? Wow. How do you do it? -- Denis Leary
• Lisa: Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175 million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
  Homer: So? Lisa: It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs....
• Two peanuts went to New York. One was assaulted.
• Authority has every reason to fear the skeptic, for authority can rarely survive in the face of doubt.
  -- Robert Lindne...
• Justice is having and doing what is one's own. -- Plato
• How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told, their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in "the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together in "his" name....
• What do I consider a reasonable person to be? I'd say a reasonable person is one who accepts that we are all human and therefore fallible, and takes that into account when dealing with others.
  Implicit in this definition is the belief that it is the right and the responsibility of each person to live his or her own life as he or she sees fit, to respect this right in others, and to demand the assumption of this responsibility by others....