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An OEM Item Will Work Only Long Enough To Pass Incoming Inspection.
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An OEM item will work only long enough to pass incoming inspection.
-- Klipstein's Seventh Law of Production
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A purchased component or instrument will meet its specs long enough, and only long enough, to pass incoming inspection.
A failure will not appear until the unit has passed final inspection.
-- Klipstein's Sixth Law of Productio...
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. -- Klipstein's Fourth Law of Productio
After assembly of an instrument, extra parts will be found on the workbench.
-- Klipstein's Tenth Law of Productio...
After the 16th screw has been removed, the wrong cover will have been removed.
-- Klipstein's Eighth Law of Productio...
After the 16th screw has been replaced, the gasket will have been left off.
-- Klipstein's Ninth Law of Productio...
If a test system function perfectly, all production units will fail.
-- The RPCISPE's Seventh Universal Law...
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough. -- Wyszkowski's Second Law