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  Now you can say them. But you can't say "girls"....
• Rimmer: You? How did you get into art college? Liste
  The same way you always get into art college. The same old usual boring normal way everyone gets into art college....
• Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's time to -- what did I teach you guys?
  Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty - down? Homer: Yess! -- Woo hoo!, "Homer Goes to College...
• Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
  .. Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "Como esta usted....
• Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
  These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college....
• Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
  And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old Dean!...
• I should have stayed in college." "What would you be if you had stayed in college?
  "I was in the black studies program. By now I could have been black." -- Woody Allen, "Banana...
• Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
  Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....