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• I've downloaded coj.zip, then used unzip to unpack it > but I wasn't able to run it My dearest not soon to be extinct dodo, You have sent one question to the list, asking WHERE to find coj.
  This question would have been answered to your full satisfaction had you bothered to conduct the simplest web search....
• Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.
• plokta /plok't*/ v. [acronym: Press Lots Of Keys To Abort] To press random keys in an attempt to get some response from the system.
  One might plokta when the abort procedure for a program is not known, or when trying to figure out if the system is just sluggish or really hung....
• If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.
• Things do change. The only question is that since things are deteriorating so quickly, will society and man's habits change quickly enough?
  -- Isaac Asimov...
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
  [jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...
• Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.