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• MALOUF, DAVID (1934-) Australian novelist, academic, and someone who my father bores me shitless by talking about all the time.
  You've got cold you say? Well you know, Malouf said that influenza is like a bond between man and the unquestionable questions of existence....
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• TEST Computer term. The name of every file that you can't think of a proper name for.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• MEANING When you say you're going to rip both my testicles from my groin and stuff them down my throat.
  .. what do you really mean by the word "groin"? -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• How 'bout a clothes shop for Swinging Blue Jeans?
• NOBODY, MR Semi-mythical person whom I was always told would come to clean my room.
  But he never did. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA