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Eleven Seconds After The Warranty Expires On Your $
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Eleven seconds after the warranty expires on your $17,000 car, the
engine will make a knocking sound that exactly duplicates the drum solo
-- from Inna Gadda Da Vida.
Related:
If it can break, it will, but only after the warranty expires. -- Sherry Gradito
From The Department of Duplicates Office (DODO).
Make like a drum and beat it!
I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
.. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
Love is knocking at your door.
0014 Have you ever voided the warranty on your equipment? -- from THE HACKER TEST
Rain on a tin roof sounds like a drum. We're marching for freedom today, hey!
Turn on your headlights and sound your horn if people get in the way. -- Raymond Scum...
vlds - very long drum solo (musical term) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Runtime Error 1073 - Your warranty just expired.