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Even Overweight Cats Instinctively Know The Cardinal Rule
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Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule:
when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses
-- John Weitz
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Cats instinctively know the precise moment their owners will awaken .
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You know you are overweight when you get on a talking scales in the Mall and it says "One at a time, please.
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There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
-- John von Neuma...
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There's no use being precise about something when you don't even know what you're talking about.
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