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• I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even.
  That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny Bruce...
• Homer: Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture.
  Lisa: We know, Dad. Homer: I just thought I'd remind everybody....
• In case you were wondering, that was just for Zapp." -Leela, after kissing Fry
• Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
  I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
• First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer.
  But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all....
• All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
• Life is just one damned thing after another. -- Elbert Hubbard
• Is it just me or are all uncles either really cool, or child molestors?
• After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything. Just in case.