Thanks For Calling Dial-A-Shrink. I Can't Come To The Phone Right Now

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Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone
right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number,
then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to
mind when you hear the following words: orange... mother...
unicorn... penis. I'll get back to you with my diagnosis as
soon as possible.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations

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