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• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Laughter is always the best medicine, no question about it.
  Laugh and have fun, you only go through this life once, and if you do it right, once is plenty....
• With such great numbers of people making love, you just have to wonder why it is always in such short supply.
• The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag. -- Lynch's Law
• You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
• If you come home and he's using your diaphragm for an ashtray, it's over. -- Carol Siskind
• After the troll's lightning-fast attack, you note the absence of your heart and kidneys.
• Preparing, preparing! Why are you always preparing? Just go!
• Smithers: How could you do this to me, Mr. Burns? After all I've done for you.
  Why, if you were here, I'd kick you right in your boney old behind!...