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• PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
  (embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FIRST GUARD: Ah! Now ... we're not allowed to ... SIR LAUNCELOT runs him through, grabs his spear and stabs the other guard who collapses in a heap.
  Hiccoughs quietly. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• LAUNCELOT leaps into SHOT with a mighty cry and runs the GUARD through and hacks him to the floor.
  Blood. Swashbuckling music (perhaps). LAUNCELOT races through into the castle screaming....
• GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them.
  GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!...
• To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
  Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
• FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
  .. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
• GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
  GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
• FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours ... PRINCE
  What - the curtains? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• Though I'd been taught at our dining room table about the solar system and knew the earth revolved around the su
  and our moon around us, I never found out the moon didn't come up in the west until I was a writer and Herschel Brickell, the literary critic, told me after I misplaced it in a story....