Father Was Coming Up The Stairs With Five Gallons Of Elderberry Wine, And He Slipped And Fell Clear Down Into The Basement.

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Father was coming up the stairs with five gallons of elderberry wine, and
he slipped and fell clear down into the basement. Fortunately, he didn't
spill a drop--he kept his mouth closed.
-- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)

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