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FIRST VILLAGER: We Have Found A Witch. May We Burn Her? -- Monty Python And The Holy Grail
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FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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ALL: A witch! A witch! WITCH: It's a fair cop. ALL
Burn her! Burn her! Let's make her into a ladder. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
FOURTH VILLAGER: ... Wood? BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?...
BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? SECOND VILLAGER
She turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt?...
BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
DINGO: Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty.
And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment ....
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
TALL KNIGHT: When you have found the shrubbery, then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest .
.. with a herring. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
FIRST HEAD: All right! All right! We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
CRONE: Who sent you? ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Ni!
CRONE: Aaaagh! (she looks around in rear) No! We have no shrubberies here....