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• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?...
• ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
  .. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....
• ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
  GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?...
• ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
  I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot....
• ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
  King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
• GOD: That is your purpose Arthur ... the Quest for the Holy Grail .
  .. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!
  ARTHUR takes his last leg off. The BLACK KNIGHT's body lands upright....