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Flood's Bad When The Kids Get To Class In A Yellow School Boat.
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Flood's bad when the kids get to class in a yellow school boat.
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Flood's bad when your basement develops barnacles.
Flood's bad when you dial 911 and the U.S. Coast Guard answers.
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Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer: He sold poison milk to school children....
A major illness is one that keeps you from work when the kids are out of school.
Lisa: [gasps] Ashley Grant! You gave a talk on women's issues at my school on how we don't have to be second-class citizens.
Bart: [indignant] Mom! How can you leave us with this maniac?...