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• Man: [over PA] Mr. Goodbar to the front desk. The front desk is looking for Mr.
  Goodbar. Homer: Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind of a store....
• Man: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
  Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt. Man: I understand....
• Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
  Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....
• Homer: Oh no! The candy conventioneers tracked us down.
  [looks out window] Ashley: [outside] There he is!...
• Homer: Hey! You owe me an apology. George: You owe _me_ an apology.
  If you were any kind of a father, you'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago....
• Wiggum: Try to talk her out of there. [hands Homer a megaphone] But don't put your lips on it or anything.
  -- "Homer Alone...
• Homer: You better have a good reason for doing that, boy.
  Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man. Homer: Let me check my reason list....
• Lisa: See? Ashley: Hmm. Homer, I thought you were an animal, but your daughter said you were a decent man.
  I guess she was right. Homer: You're _both_ right....
• Ralph: Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?
  Homer: [slyly] Maybe I do, son. Maybe I do. [Homer chugs the candle, and spits out a stream of wax, which solidifies on the spot] Outstanding!...