"A gentleman representing a Slavic country has offered me $100 million
to destroy the American wheat crop. What do you say?"
"You don't crap where you sleep."
-- Ham presents THE BADGER with an economic enigma...
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The most exquisite peak in culinary art is conquered when you do right by a
ham for a ham, in the very nature of the process it has undergone since last
it walked on its own feet, combines in its flavor the tang of smoky autumnal
woods, the maternal softness of earthy fields delivered of their crop children,
the wineyness of a late sun, the intimate kiss of fertilizing rain, and the
bite of fire....
