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• o the tune of "Hooray for Hollywood"] I work for Monty Burns, Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh Monty Burns.
  -- What keeps Waylon Smithers alive, "You Only Move Twice...
• Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
  Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause] Why not?...
• Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country
  Italy or France? Homer: France. Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy....
• Hank: Stop him! He's supposed to die! [Homer jumps on Bont who was running past him] Nice work, Homer!
  Am I proud of you. Homer: [shy] Well... Hank: When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house....
• Man is the only one that knows nothing, that can learn nothing without being taught.
  He can neither speak nor walk nor eat, and in short he can do nothing at the prompting of nature only, but weep....
• You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
  You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands....
• Hank: Your job will be to manage and motivate them.
  Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience....
• We've got it great, here. And for the first time in my life, I'm actually good at my job.
  My team is way ahead of the weather machine and germ warfare divisions....
• Without guns, how are we gonna shoot anybody? We need guns.
  You never can tell when you're walking down the street you'll spot a moose....