I Went Into The Grocery Store Today. I Said, "Give Me A Dollar's Worth Of Potatoes.

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I went into the grocery store today. I said, "Give me a dollar's worth of
potatoes." He said, "We don't slice 'em." I said, "Give me fifty cents'
worth of Swiss cheese." He wrapped up six holes.
-- Jimmy Edmondson (Professor Backwards)

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