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Don't Trust Seagulls To Explain Anything. It's A *fork*, And Don't Forget It.
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Don't trust seagulls to explain anything. It's a *fork*, and don't
forget it.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Forget about the problem of ingrowing toenails. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Don't settle for anything less than a Seiko Sports 100.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Sabotage Sea World shows, chanting slogans about "Tail Rights".
Explain the concept of striking to the dolphins. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Learn to be wary of Japanese and Norwegians carrying spears.
Anything that's warm-blooded and swims is fair game to them....
Accuse fun-run organisers of discrimination. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Buy your chiropodist a farewell present. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Don't worry about ladders in your stockings. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Drink like a fish. Try to get legless. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.