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A Girl With Psychic Powers, She Said "T-Bone, What's Your Sign?
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A girl with psychic powers,
She said "T-Bone, what's your sign?"
I blinked and answered "Neon" -
I thought I'd blow her mind.
-- Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
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