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  ~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923...
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• A little dwarf with a big knife blocks your way.
• A Big Mouth Travels Far.
• No is no negative in a woman's mouth. -- Sidney
• The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
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• HERE'S A GOOD JOKE to do during an earthquake. Straddle a big crack in the earth and if it opens wider, go, "Whoa!
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