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A Good Way To Threaten Somebody Is To Light A Stick Of Dynamite.
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A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call
the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby."
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, "Hey, let's put him in the movie....
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp.
That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him....
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS?
It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings.
So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement....
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That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, "Regular time?...
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Insert dynamite in drive B: light fuse when ready...