A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN Somebody Is To Light A Stick Of Dynamite.

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A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you
call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone. "Hear that?" you say.
"That's dynamite, baby."
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

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