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Give A Student A Modem And You Give Them The World.
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Give a student a modem and you give them the world.
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modem -- A contraction; as in "Give me some mo'dem cookies.
God may give you seeds but he won't plant them for you.
Show feminizts how you feel -- give them half a "peace sign.
People will do odd things if you give them money.
When forecasting, give them a number or give them a date, but never both.
Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds.
Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines....
Expect better treatment from those around you than you give them. You deserve to be disappointed.
Give them all they want, and all they will want is more.
I don't HAVE ulcers--I give them!