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• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Why would a haddock kill itself? Why am I even asking that question?
  - Lister, when they discover the suicides in -- Red Dwarf 'Back to Reality'...
• Lister: We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baggets or bagels.
  No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns....
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
  ..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
• Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. -- Cat in Red Dwarf 'White Hole'
• Cat: Is that what I think it is? Lister: What d'you think it is?
  Cat: An orange whirly thing in space! -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is infinite.
  .. would you like a toasted tea cake? -- Talkie Toaster in Red Dwarf 'White Hole'...
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'