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God Is As Real As I Am, The Old Man Said.
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God is as real as I am, the old man said. My faith was restored, for
I new that Santa would never lie.
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God is as real as I am, the old man said. My faith was restored, for I new that Santa would never lie.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
-- Dick Gregory...
I think I agree with the old lady who said if God had intended us to fly he would never have given us the railways.
-- Michael Flande...
To Willie's widow, Lily, and her new husband, Teixeira de Mattos, Wilde said, "I am dying beyond my means.
I will never outlive the century. The English people would not stand for it....
Would I lie?
I saw a man pursuing the Horizon, 'Round and round they sped.
I was disturbed at this, I accosted the man, "It is futile," I said....
I will never lie to you.
My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes] Oh... -- Otto, "Otto Show...