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• Thou shalt eat green eggs and ham--obey thy God, I-am-that-I-am.
• These things are fun, and fun is good. -- Dr. Seu
• Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs. -- Mark Twai
• An optimist is a person who goes to the window every morning and says, "Good morning, God!
  The pessimist goes to the window every morning and says, "Good god, morning!...
• This fortune intentionally says nothing.
• The Bible says that woman was the last thing God made.
  Evidently He made her on Saturday night. She reveals his fatigue. -- Duma...
• eats ham, but his stomach groans] Stomach...churning!
  [eats some more] Bowels...clenching! Not much time....
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.
  It's not. -- Dr. Seuss, The Lorax...