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A Guy Walked Into A Bar And Said To The Bartender, "Since When Did You Have Sawdust On The Floor?
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A guy walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Since when did you have
sawdust on the floor?" "That's not sawdust," the bartender said. "It's last
night's furniture."
-- Joey Adams
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If you have nothing worth while to say, don't open your mouth, and people won't see the sawdust.