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Goodbye Millionaire's Row, Hello Room 12 Of The Budley-Salterton Twilight Rest Home For The Terminally Short Of Cash.
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Goodbye Millionaire's Row, hello room 12 of the Budley-Salterton
Twilight Rest Home for the Terminally Short of Cash.
-- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
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As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
-- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
-- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
Oh? And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler?
Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
So - what _is_ a robber button? A rotten borough, sir. -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
That's not true! Lord Nelson's got a vote! He's got a _boat_, Baldrick.
.. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
Well, we in the Adder Party are going to fight this campaign on issues, not personalities.
Why's that? Because our candidate doesn't _have_ a personality....
I took over from the previous electorate when he very sadly accidentally brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.
-- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...