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  I cut his head off. That usually does the trick. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Head...
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  -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• When I was at school we used to line up four or five of his sort and use 'em as a toast rack.
  -- George : Dish and Dishonesty...
• An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
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• That's not true! Lord Nelson's got a vote! He's got a _boat_, Baldrick.
  .. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
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• FIRST HEAD: Oh! quick! get the sword out I want to cut his head off.
  THIRD HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off. SECOND HEAD...