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GUEST: He's Killed The Best Man! SECOND GUEST
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GUEST: He's killed the best man!
SECOND GUEST: (holding a limp WOMAN) He's killed my auntie.
FATHER: No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's
not bicker and argue about who killed who ...
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not BICKER and ARGUE over who killed who!
Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo!
FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
(embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot, He was not afraid to die
Oh Brave Sir Robin, He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin....
TERRY GILLIAM PLAYED
To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
ARTHUR: Charge! [They all charge with swords drawn towards the RABBIT.
A tremendous twenty second fight with Peckinpahish shots and borrowing heavily also on the Kung Fu and karate-type films ensues, in which some four KNIGHTS are comprehensively killed....