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• FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
  .. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
• FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
  Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
• PRINCE: He's come to rescue me, father. LAUNCELOT
  (embarrassed) Well, let's not jump to conclusions ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: Did you kill all those guards? LAUNCELOT
  Yes ... I'm very sorry ... FATHER: They cost fifty pounds each!...
• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
• To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
  Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
  Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours ... PRINCE
  What - the curtains? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...