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Happiness: Changing TV Channels When Football Is On.
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A googoolplex of channels, and nothing's on TV!
Keep changing. When you're through changing, you're through. -- Bruce Barto
There is no happiness when there is no hockey.
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.
-- Bill Mahe...
Smooth Jimmy Apollo: [explaining his poor prediction] Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
Homer: Why didn't you say that before!!...
I liked O.J. better when he was a commercial & I could switch channels.
Homer: Hey, we haven't watched TV in a while! [turns it on] Ke
Tonight, "Eye On Springfield" takes a look at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush, and Clinton....
It's hard to predict the future when liberals keep changing the past.