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• And now, with his picks for today's games, the man who's right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo!
  -- Brent Gunsilman hosts a football pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
  Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Football player: [being interviewed] This team is fired up.
  We came here to play! Homer: Aw right! [picks up the phone to place his bet] Lisa...
• This sucks. Come on, snipers, where are you!
  -- Bart watches a feeble football halftime show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
  Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on....
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
  Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon....