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• My uncle invented the solar-powered funeral home. He's got basic solar technology, big panels on the roof, the sun beats down, it heats up the panels.
  Trouble is, he can't cremate, he can only poach. -- Heywood Bank...
• Success is the brand on the brow of the man who has aimed too low. -- John Masefield (1878-1967)
• On 6/13/89, Dan Quayle posed in El Salvador holding a grenade launcher.
  Unbeknownst to him, it was aimed at his elbow. -- reported in Esquire 8/92...
• ABSENCE We've looked at the whole Solar System: Mars, Venus, the Moon - you can list 'em.
  Wherever we roam, There's nobody home. Perhaps they stepped out, and we missed 'em?...
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• Though I'd been taught at our dining room table about the solar system and knew the earth revolved around the su
  and our moon around us, I never found out the moon didn't come up in the west until I was a writer and Herschel Brickell, the literary critic, told me after I misplaced it in a story....
• Marge: I try to be supportive, but this has gone too far!
  Please, just let it be? Homer: No, I can't....
• We are all tired of being stuck on this cosmical speck with its monotonous ocean, leaden sky and single moon that is half useless.
  ...so it seems to me that the future glory of the human race lies in the exploration of at least the solar system!...
• 7,140 pounds on the Sun 97 pounds on Mercury or Mars 255 pounds on Earth 232 pounds on Venus or Uranus 43 pounds on the Moon 648 pounds on Jupiter 275 pounds on Saturn 303 pounds on Neptune 13 pounds on Pluto -- How much Elvis Presley would weigh at various places in the solar system.