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Have You Ever Seen A Plant With Its Leaves Curled Up?
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Have you ever seen a plant with its leaves curled up? Have you watered it and
watched its leaves spread out again? Almost as quick as that can be the
response of a child's mind to a teacher who knows how to nourish it.
-- Morris Mandel
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You have climbed up the plant and out of the pit.
The plant indignantly shakes the oil off its leaves and asks, "Water?
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again. [SIGH]
1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
You may be redneck... if you have to rake leaves in your kitchen.
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
For 300 years we have denied the carnal side of our nature.
How can we learn to put that aside? Eh, well, you....
A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.
Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'....