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He Bellows Like A Cow Standing On Her Tit.
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He bellows like a cow standing on her tit.
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He who allows his day to pass by without practicing generosity and enjoying life's pleasures is like a blacksmith's bellows - he breathes but does not live.
-- Sanskrit Proverb...
Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelai
Brassiere: A tit-tote...
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
He Didn't Like Her Apartment, So He Knocked Her Flat. -- Homer Hayne
He's still standing in that familiar upright position.
Don't have a cow, Dad. -- Bart, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
SHUT YER FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!!!