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• He who allows his day to pass by without practicing generosity and enjoying life's pleasures is like a blacksmith's bellows - he breathes but does not live.
  -- Sanskrit Proverb...
• Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelai
• Brassiere: A tit-tote...
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• He Didn't Like Her Apartment, So He Knocked Her Flat. -- Homer Hayne
• He's still standing in that familiar upright position.
• Don't have a cow, Dad. -- Bart, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
• SHUT YER FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!!!