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• Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
  But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: To save this family we're gonna have to make the &l
  upreme> sacrifice. Lisa: No Dad! Please don't pawn the TV!...
• Homer: Bart! Lisa! [swans stampede Homer] Willya.
  .. D'oh... Where are are you kids! [Bart beans Homer with a rock] Ow!...
• Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
  Bart: No belching. Lisa: Their dad has a shirt on!...
• D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. -- Bart says Grace, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
  You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....
• Homer: You remember the rules from last year? Ba
  Yeah, shut my mouth and let your boss win. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• The sad truth is, all families are like us. -- Lisa, "There's No Disgrace Like Home