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Hello, This Is Fox FM, You're On The Air. (or) Hello, You're Caller Number Nine!
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Hello, this is Fox FM, you're on the air.
(or)
Hello, you're caller number nine!
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
Related:
To scare off annoying liberals:) Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign.
Your five dollar donation to get George Bush re-elected in all 50 states will automatically be charged to your phone bill....
Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY. Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY!
They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's still out there somewhere....
Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No, it doesn't look as if I'm in right now.
Maybe you should leave a message or call me back later....
Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our customer service representatives are, er.
.. busy servicing customers, so at the sound of the erotic tone, leave your name, number, and a short description of whatever turns you on....
Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello, Brother or Sister.
You have reached the Cubicles of Curtis, Chris, and Jim....
Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of Enemies.
Rick Burger is not here right now, so leave a message saying who you are, what you want to argue about, and where you'll be, and I'll be there....
Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat, I am pimento loaf, leave me a message.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
Demented, screechy voice; occasional background scream
) Hello. Thank you for calling Last Straw Chiropractic....
Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you? -- Answering machine madness - machine theme