Hello, You Have Reached The DOE, That Is, The Department Of Enemies.

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Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of
Enemies. Rick Burger is not here right now, so leave a message
saying who you are, what you want to argue about, and where
you'll be, and I'll be there.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations

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