Gregorian Chants In Background; Serene Voice:) Hello, Brother Or Sister.

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(Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello, Brother
or Sister. You have reached the Cubicles of Curtis, Chris, and
Jim. We are at Vespers and therefore answering other calls, but
if you will leave your name, number, and a brief message, we
will consider breaking our vow of silence to return your call.
Please speak loudly, clearly, and in tongues.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations

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