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• A lot of the stuff I do is so minimal, and it's designed to be minimal.
  The smallness of it is what's attractive. It's weird, 'cause it's so intellectually lame....
• I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do." -- Late Night with David Letterma
• Decadent rodent, we will bury you. -- Late Night with David Letterma
• Elvis has LEFT the building! -- Late Night with David Letterma
• Remember, this is only an exhibition, this is NOT a competition -- please, no wagering.
  -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• Liposuction is permitted, but not as part of the talent competition.
  -- Rule #10 of the Miss America Pageant -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• The heart, the liver, the spleen, the pancreas. All these miraculous organs work in _total_darkness_!
  -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• Xerox sues somebody for copying? -- David Letterma
• Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. -- David Letterma