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Remember, this is only an exhibition, this is NOT a competition -- please,
no wagering.
-- Late Night with David Letterman
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Liposuction is permitted, but not as part of the talent competition.
-- Rule #10 of the Miss America Pageant -- Late Night with David Letterma...
Decadent rodent, we will bury you. -- Late Night with David Letterma
Elvis has LEFT the building! -- Late Night with David Letterma
He'p me! Somebody, pleez, he'p me! I been hypmotize'!" -- Late Night with David Letterma
I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do." -- Late Night with David Letterma
The heart, the liver, the spleen, the pancreas. All these miraculous organs work in _total_darkness_!
-- Late Night with David Letterma...
Captain Kirk. It's a pleasure to welcome you to Noldicia.
More fun than humans should be allowed to have." -- Late Night with David Letterma...
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh.
The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much....
A lot of the stuff I do is so minimal, and it's designed to be minimal.
The smallness of it is what's attractive. It's weird, 'cause it's so intellectually lame....