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• Remember, this is only an exhibition, this is NOT a competition -- please, no wagering.
  -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• He'p me! Somebody, pleez, he'p me! I been hypmotize'!" -- Late Night with David Letterma
• I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do." -- Late Night with David Letterma
• Liposuction is permitted, but not as part of the talent competition.
  -- Rule #10 of the Miss America Pageant -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• The heart, the liver, the spleen, the pancreas. All these miraculous organs work in _total_darkness_!
  -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• Captain Kirk. It's a pleasure to welcome you to Noldicia.
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• Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the planet.
• Your ATTENTION please!....Elvis has left the echo.