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• Elvis has LEFT the building! -- Late Night with David Letterma
• Remember, this is only an exhibition, this is NOT a competition -- please, no wagering.
  -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• Captain Kirk. It's a pleasure to welcome you to Noldicia.
  More fun than humans should be allowed to have." -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• He'p me! Somebody, pleez, he'p me! I been hypmotize'!" -- Late Night with David Letterma
• I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do." -- Late Night with David Letterma
• Liposuction is permitted, but not as part of the talent competition.
  -- Rule #10 of the Miss America Pageant -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• The heart, the liver, the spleen, the pancreas. All these miraculous organs work in _total_darkness_!
  -- Late Night with David Letterma...
• According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh.
  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much....
• Guest hosting for David Letterman tonight is you.