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Her Body Was Recovered, She Bought A New Suit Of Clothes.
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Her body was recovered, she bought a new suit of clothes.
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Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
There's the commercial on TV where the woman is smelling her clothes.
She says, "They smell as fresh as all outdoors!" Is that ridiculous?...
With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies.
And when she lies, she does not believe herself. -- Tolstoy...
Take this girl away! She's got paternity suit written all over her! -- Uncle Duke (in Doonesbury)
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
A man, dejected over a repulsed suit thought about hanging himself in front of her house, then remembered she didn't want him hanging around.
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today....
With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies.
And when she lies, she does not believe herself. -- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)...