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• Here's a piece of late news. Mr. Arthur Perkiss, the man who this week won five hundred thousand pounds on the pools, has announced that he will never work another day in his life.
  So he's staying on with British Rail. -- Ronnie Corbe...
• We will be talking to a man who was imprisoned in Wormwood Scrubs for his beliefs.
  He believed the night watchman was asleep. -- Ronnie Corbe...
• The magician is seated in his high chair and looks upon the world with favor.
  He is at the height of his powers. If he closes his eyes, he causes the world to disappear....
• Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas is so rich and lavish that if Caesar were alive today, he would not be able to afford to stay in his digs.
• That low man seeks a little thing to do, Sees it and does i
  This high man, with a great thing to pursue, Dies ere he knows it....
• The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money.
  True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day....
• My best friend at home was a fellow named Sappo. He's my best friend in the world but he's ugly.
  When he was born the doctor slapped his mother. She used to have morning sickness after he was born....
• When my friend John King was staying with us, he broke his newly capped front tooth so he went to my dentist.
  The receptionist filled in his details as follow...
• For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme.
  ___. When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged him to do so....