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He's as strong as an ox! Can't you smell him?
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At 49, Layton Kor is a phenomenon. Strong as an ox, quick on the trail, and fast on rock, Kor stills bursts with an impatient restlessness.
With little difficulty I can picture him 20 years ago--truly he must have been an unstoppable force....
You can never get the smell of smoke out. Like the smell of failure in life.
-- John Updike, Rabbit Redux...
Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
When the customer has beaten upon you long enough, give him what he asks for, instead of what he needs.
This is very strong medicine, and is normally only required once. -- The Consultant's Curse...
The Consultant's Curse: When the customer has beaten upon you long enough, give him what he asks for, instead of what he needs.
This is very strong medicine, and is normally only required once....
To him that can take all that you have, give what he asks.
Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
Burns: Then it's agreed. Of course, we can't sell the paintings now, we'd be caught.
How many of you are familiar with the concept of a "tontine"?...
Five milliseconds after beginning to chew a mouthful of food, the waiter will arrive and ask if it tastes OK.
He will be unable to interpret hasty nods of the head, thumbs-up gestures, or words from your spouse, and will wait, staring at you like a stunned ox, until you have chewed, swallowed, and allayed his fears yourself...