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• To have a sense of humor is to be a tragic figure. -- Marion J. Levy, Jr.
• He looks good with a ripped shirt. -- Why Kirk is bette
• Playing Scrabble, but we can't figure out what words he's building.
• Commercial-Homer: Call now and receive a free T-shirt!
  Homer: [watching at home, raises a "Stockdale for VP" T-shirt] He could still surprise ya!...
• John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
  Don't you just love the graphics on this box?...
• Ms.K: Now class, remember, do not stick any part of your body out the window.
  We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction....
• He was wearing a velvet shirt open to the navel. And he didn't have one.
  Which is either a show-business gimmick or the ultimate rejection of mother. -- Mort Sahl...
• I figure that if God actually does exist, He's big enough to understand an honest difference of opinion.
  - Isaac Asimov...
• Sheriff, we gotta catch Black Bart." "Oh, yeah? What's he look like?
  "Well, he's wearin' a paper hat, a paper shirt, paper pants and paper boots....